Then I played a Buffalo slot machine and won $80 after having lost $80. I went to Binions to eat a last comped meal here. I went to visit my new bestie Double Double Bonus video poker machine and she gives me four of a kind sevens. I start playing and I doubled a few $5 bills on Cleopatra Keno. I pick up everything that is on heads, leaving behind who knows how much money, and pay for my drink and storm away SO MAD. There is more change on the floor than there is at the bottom of Lake Bellagio.
I unzip the change compartment and drop my wallet. I stop at Dunkin Donuts, intending to pay for my coffee in all change because I cannot handle how many pounds of it I am accumulating. Before heading out, I take a penny and throw it to see if it lands on heads (this means I will win) or tails (this means I will lose.) IT. This morning, I wake up at Fremont Hotel for the last time and get in some last morning Cleopatra Keno.
